Iggy Ice Publicity - Open Audition


Mother: "Well Mr. Iggy Ice, what do you think of my daughter Tina?" Iggy Ice: "The hair is the right color, but I'm not sure she's ready to join The Mogs?" Mother: "She practices four hours per day and knows all of iAndroid's violin parts! What doe she still need to go on tour with the band?" Iggy Ice: (Skyping with Android) Hey boss, her hair's the right color but she keeps forgetting she has two motors and is not using the wrist motor up to par!" Android: "That's a big problem. We need her wrist to be, you know?" Iggy Ice: "Say no more. We're on the same page!" Mother: "Mr. Ice, we were going to use the 8 grand she'll make from Mr. Android's Tour to buy her breast implants." Iggy Ice: "A boss, did you hear that?" Android: "Yep, advance her the money and tell her not too big!"

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