The Great D-274 Caper - by Iggy Ice
Girl: "Come on! So freakin slow. Get in the car already!" Mom: (calling out from the driveway) "Lola, don't forget to clean your room!") Girl: (Waves at parents, smiles, door slams, engine revs, car backs up, drives away). Girl: (drops flowers and runs upstairs and grabs a mini skirt and a pair of high heels). "Ah, much better!" (Grabs her purse, leather jacket as the phone rings. Android: "Yo Lola, I'm landing in your backyard now." Lola: "Perfect timing... hey, did you bring her?" Android: "Yep! It wasn't easy but Iggy Ice took care of it. Lola: "Thanks Droid." Posh Spice: "Hey, Iceman, or whatever... my name is Victoria! Can you take that tracking device out of my... " Iggy Ice: "Oh wow, I totally forgot. Here come a little closer and I'll just take that $40,000 transmitter back thank you!" Lola: (gets on board the Dragon SRV, and pulls down her shades) "Wo, where did you get that Alma Tadema baby grand?" Android: "I'd rather not say Lola. Iggy Ice kind of borrowed it from 1884, shhh... we'll bring it back tomorrow which will be really like yesterday I suppose?" Lola: What's this Iceman? You carved my initial in the bench? Lola & Iggy! WTF?" Android: (looks at Iggy Ice and smiles, waves his pointer back and forth) "Chill bro, just get another bottle of champagne and relax." Iggy Ice: "I'm not fixing the piano bench. It goes back that way!" Lola: "Hmmm, here. Put this pair of heels inside the bench!"
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