Claudia Lives Forever
Claudia: "He said his name was Lestat, and that I will live forever as long as I stay out of the sunlight and sleep all day. Sister 1: "That's pretty much your M.O. now Claudia. Look how pale you are! Sister 2: Will you be able to use a tanning bed? Claudia: No! That was the first thing on the list of do's and don't he gave me. Sister 1: Well I suppose living forever has it's benefits. Sister 2: Yes, like never growing old and you'll look pretty for the rest of your life. Claudia: "One drawback is that's I'll be flat chested for the rest of my life! Sister 1: "That's not such a bad trade off for immortality." Sister 2: "What's the other drawback?" Claudia: "Lestat said I have to 'feed' on human blood. Hey sister, what's the name of your perfume? It smell so nice. Come a little closer... (mouth opens, fangs appear) Sister 1: Oh my. Let me have this Lestat's cell! Your fangs need to be much bigger. Don't you think sister? Sister 2: (screams as Claudia starts sucking the life out of her.) "No, they're working just fine, (drops to the floor).
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Track: Death Row Toll 1383
CD: No More Tears
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